Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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