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I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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