ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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