idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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