i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
