Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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