take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Randomize
