and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
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A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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