We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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