Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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