you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
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