I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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