im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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