Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Never joke about your clitoris.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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