Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
