I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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