I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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