her vagine was all disorganized.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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