i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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