If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
