I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I am never drinking with the goths again.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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