everyone is single if you try hard enough
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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