But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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