she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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