She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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