you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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