Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
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