mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
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