Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
