ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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