I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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