The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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