Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
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