Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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