I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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