Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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