What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
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