I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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