he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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