Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Randomize
