Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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