I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I CAN MOONWALK!
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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