How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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