Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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