I'll bet she douches with gravy.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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