That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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