im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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