The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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