you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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