Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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