I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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