we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Randomize
