Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
Randomize
