youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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