So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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