yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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