Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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