if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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