She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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